↳ Pie lady, listen to me. This life will kill you. I’m saying…make the right choice. Start fresh. It’s never too late. Start fresh.
siblings day or something
If you add the number of bagels you eat in your bed each day and then multiply that number by your actual age, you find out how old you are in scumbag years
Favorite ladies picspam | Amy Poehler
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer